7 downstairs

The end of the day
Isn't complete without a
Little rectum blood.

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6 downstairs

Off the daily pace,
But if I go twice today...
Poop math for the win!

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5 downstairs

5 shits in 5 days.
Is a new world order.
Oops, I meant "odor."

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4 downstairs

This isn't pretty.
Could I have more shits than days?
That would be freaky!

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3 downstairs

Starting the work week
By dropping unneeded weight.
(In the form of poop.)

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2 home

Two shits in three days,
And I feel like there's more still.
We should all be scared.

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1 kids’ bathroom

2021!
May this year be full of shit
But less full of shit.

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