164 home (downstairs)

Wednesday

I'll eat my weight in
Korean barbecue, so
Look out, everyone.

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163 home (kids’ bathroom)

Back from Trader Joe's.
Unloaded the car, and now
Unloading my ass.

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162 home

Yesterday

This shit reminds me
Of a movie, because it's
Fast and Furious.

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161 (kids’ bathroom)

Felt this one coming
Mid-parent/teacher conference.
And yet I waited.

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160 home (downstairs)

Got back from Utah,
And I brought a shit made of
Bourbon bread pudding.

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159 home (kids’ bathroom)

That was unpleasant.
Better here than at work though,
Reputation-wise.

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158 home

Back home from Vegas,
And my butt made a new game.
Brownjack slot pai ow.

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