157 Vegas (Park MGM conference center)

Drank a lot last night,
And tonight's plan is the same.
Except I'll weigh less.

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156 home (kids’ bathroom)

Pre-Pilates Dump
Is now PPD. Happens
Enough to earn that.

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155 home (kids’ bathroom)

Loud stomach rumbles
Are now brown stomach crumbles.
Eh, not great, but still.

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154 home (downstairs)

So gassy last night
That I'm almost surprised this
Took a solid form.

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153 home (downstairs)

Middle Eastern food
Made my stomach as peaceful
As that whole region.

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152 home (downstairs)

My dearest Monday,
Can you be less punctual
And come one day late?

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151 home

Those empanadas
Smell a lot worse now. Wish they
Could close up again.

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