129 home (downstairs)

I'm glad I can't smell.
That benefit of a cold
Is almost worth it.


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128 home

It's 2 for Tuesday!
"But you just shat once," you say.
Yeah, but 2 pounds' worth.

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127 home (downstairs)

Monday

Starting the work week
With a few exercises.
(Butt exercises.)

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126 home

There's nothing like some
Old fashioned diarrhea
To kick off the day.

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125 home

As my shit came out,
A thought stuck me: Do I say
Hello or Goodbye?

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124 home (kids’ bathroom)

That log was so big,
It almost touched my butthole
Post-separation.

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123 home (kids’ bathroom)

Pre-Labor Day shit.
It was labor intensive.
Guess I'm just early.

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