117 home (downstairs)

About to be coached
On coaching a soccer team.
No puns, just sharing.

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116 home (downstairs)

Had poké for lunch,
Now it's poking out my ass.
Japanglish wordplay!

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115 home

Two shits before 8?
It's like I don't even know
My butt anymore.

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114 home (downstairs)

That Memphis food was
Delicious...but heavy and
Not great for my ass.

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113 Memphis hotel room

I'm very thankful
That the crispy fried chicken
Softened up a bit.

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112 home (downstairs)

I hate wasting food,
But maybe that was too much
Seasoned taco meat.

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111 home

That was fast and gross.
Then fast again and more gross.
Then slower. Still gross.

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