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Thursday, May 3, 2018

My flight is delayed
But this shit just wouldn't wait.
Thanks, Rendezvous Ribs!

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So much fried chicken
That there's no way this is it.
I'm sure I'll be back.

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O buffalo wings!
Your taste lures me in, but you
Burn me in the end.

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Amber's en route to
LAX, while my rectum
Fully reLAXes.

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Wait - thad Dodger Dog
Didn't have any chili
When I ate it. Weird.

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Stopped making breakfast
- children are going hungry -
Because of this dump.

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Had Ruth's Chris last night,
So this shit is expensive,
But it smells the same.

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