55 SLC hotel

Barely made it here.
The check-in process was long.
Thank god my key worked.

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54 work

Each time I unclench,
Some more liquid shit comes out.
Guess I live here now.

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53 home

I went from drizzle
To a full on thunderstorm
In five seconds flat.

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52 home

Well now I feel gross,
But I guess that's what you get
When you shit like this.

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51 home

You'll think I'm lying,
But that fart took ten seconds.
I wish I'd taped it.

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50 home

My eyes are closing
Despite my ass opening.
Silly body holes.

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49 home

The kids had birthdays,
And I had some shitty food.
Guess which led me here.

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