38 home

After giant farts,
I'm shitting out small pebbles.
Kind of a let down.

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37 home

Those two giant logs
Felt like they weighted five pounds each.
Who needs a diet?

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37 home (downstairs)

March Madness brackets
And intestinal madness:
What a fitting pair!

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36 home (kids’ bathroom)

Gingerly shitting
With a band-aid on my balls.
I feel really old.

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35 home

Hey, diarrhea.
Just saying hi before my
Vasectomy? Thanks!

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34 work (from yesterday)

My vasectomy
Is tomorrow. That is all.
Nothing witty here.

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33 work (downstairs)

Took the bigger stall,
And my shit stink expanded
To fill up the space.

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