146

I just got to work,
And now it's time for business.
(Fecal business, to.)

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145

It's Monday morning.
My brain feels heavier, but
My ass feels lighter.

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144

This number of shit
Is also known as "a gross."
Everything makes sense.

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143

I shat yesterday
But am poo-haiku-ing now.
I'm such a slacker.

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142

My stomach's not good.
Unless you count cramps and farts
As good things. Your call.

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141

Tried the "poo-pourri,"
And for the first time ever,
My shit might not stink!

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140

I think I'm done now.
With shitting in general.
It's grown wearisome.

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