129

It's September 12th,
And...you know what? I'm gonna
Just stop it right there.

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128

Thank you, boneless wings.
Mostly for being boneless.
That would've been bad.

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127

A shit before bed.
My asshole wanted to be
Tucked in or something.

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126

I'm shitting again?
Labor Day must be the best
Laxative on Earth.

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125

I absolutely
Need to mix in a salad.
This is a shit show.

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124

Was it the hot dogs
Or the baked beans that caused this?
Nope - the Lava Flows.

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123

I sat for so long
My legs fell asleep. Good thing
I have smelling "salts."

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