34

Shaq's jersey number,
Which is fitting, since this shit
...uh...I should stop here.

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33

The kids have fevers.
My butt has sympathy heat.
It's very giving.

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32

A "Magic" number.
You know what else is magic?
Never ending shit.

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31

Starting the work day
With a giant shit. Thank god
For my standing desk.

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30

It's about damn time.
Maybe now those smelly farts
Will stay in their home.

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29

I'm so excited
To be taking a shower
After this shitshow.

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28

Sat for a long time,
And then - bam! - out it came, like
A bat out of smell.


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