PK 58

I see what they mean
By "pre-wedding shitters." What?
"Jitters"? Never mind.

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PK 57

In Los Olivos,
And this poor toilet bowl just
Did some Klein Tasting.

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PK 56

My work is moving,
And so, it appears, are my
Guts. (Peristalsis.)

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PK 55

It feels like someone
Loaded an old school cap gun
High up my rectum.

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PK 54

Actually, I think
I should really call this dump
The Splatterhorn. Yeah.

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PK 53

If this shit were a
Disneyland ride, it would be
Splash Mountain. For sure.

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PK 52

Nothing else out there
Makes for some nasty dumpage
Like Taco Bell does.

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