PK 51

I should've nicknamed
My ass "Mt. Fuji" for its
Loud and hot lava.

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PK 50

I need a tune up
Or, at the very least, a
Higher octane gas.

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PK 49

My beer last night was
An IPA, so this shit
Is extra hoppy.

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PK 48

The Squatty Potty
Helped me do my bizness, but
Didn't help the smell.

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PK 47

A wise man once asked,
"How much pizza is too much?"
Well, I found the answer.

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PK 46

The mad scientist
In my stomach created
Some nasty brown slime.

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PK 45

That shit was pretty,
Pleasant smelling, solid, and
Easy. April Fools!

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