79 downstairs

(Yesterday)

This shit was pleasant,
Painless, and smelled pretty good!
Happy April Fools!

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78 home

More nasty dumpage.
Spellcheck doesn't like that word.
Neither does my nose.

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77 home

Smells worse than normal.
And my normal's abnormal,
So look the fuck out.

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76 home

Will this second dump
Be the fabled one to bring
Balance to the butt.

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75 downstairs

Busy Saturday,
But I'll always make time for
Life's smelly moments.

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74 downstairs

That was mid-grody.
Definitely not to the max,
But not bottom too.

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73 kids’ bathroom

This shit symphony
Had percussion, wind, some horns,
And two long movements.

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