83 downstairs

Not back to normal
And my unsettled stomach
Is unsettling.

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82 home

A diorama
Of diarrhea would be
A gross (f)art project.

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81 downstairs

I'm getting too old
If one burger and one beer
Lead to this shitshow.

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80 home

(Yesterday)

Stand up comedy
Is a lot funnier than
Sit down smellery.

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79 downstairs

(Yesterday)

This shit was pleasant,
Painless, and smelled pretty good!
Happy April Fools!

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78 home

More nasty dumpage.
Spellcheck doesn't like that word.
Neither does my nose.

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77 home

Smells worse than normal.
And my normal's abnormal,
So look the fuck out.

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