207 downstairs

Did I poop my pants?
No. Did I consider it?
Well, technically yes.

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206 home

A triple flusher
And each one was touch and go
Except no touching.

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205 downstairs

I farted enough
That my wife said "Jesus Christ."
She thinks I'm godlike.

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204 home

Oof - this came on quick.
Lied to people on a call
To get here in time.

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203 downstairs

Maybe my body
Can't handle things like hot dogs
In my advanced age.

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202 downstairs

Glad I got that out.
I doubt the coliseum
Has decent bathrooms.

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201 home

How can a hole hurt?
Good question. May I present
Exhibit A…nus.

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