123 kids’ bathroom

I must have missed one.
I'm usually on it, but
Something smells fishy.

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122 downstairs

Oh come on, stomach.
I think enough is enough.
My hole needs a break.

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121 kids’ bathroom

A 3-dump Monday,
With a chance I'll go for 4.
I'll keep you posted.

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120 kids’ bathroom

The kids are at school,
So I'm wrecking their bathroom
Like all good dads do.

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119 downstairs

I'm no scientist,
But I think that last night's farts
Were solidified.

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118 downstairs

That swordfish last night
Had the sword part removed, but
Tell that to my butt.

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117 home

A triple flusher
And an unhappy butthole.
Things are looking up!

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